3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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