I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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