you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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