do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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