Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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