put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
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All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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