I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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