Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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