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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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