The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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