my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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