She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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