I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.