You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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