Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
i now understand why vodka
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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