it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
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If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Why is there bacon in the couch?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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