Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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