so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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