I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Can I color on your dick again?
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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