I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
