I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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