Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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