i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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