You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
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