It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize