Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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