absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
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I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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