some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Of course I have a pirate flag
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
i think im in europe. pls send help
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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