Is it because I queefed?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.