I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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