You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
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At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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