Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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