you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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