I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think im going to throw up on grandma
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
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And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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