Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
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Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
whose parrot is this?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake