So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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