Christians are straight up FREAKS
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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