yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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