so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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