yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dicks are not precious.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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