She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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