I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
