belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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