She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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