I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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