"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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