did you get engaged???
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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