Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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