So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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