Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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