is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Panties = found
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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