Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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