Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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