Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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We left the knife in your bed.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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