"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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