I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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